Now that I’m a mother, I’m starting to brace myself for the inevitable onslaught of questions that will come once my kids start making actual coherent sentences and putting two and two together about the world around them. I’m ready with age-appropriate answers to questions like “Why is the sky blue?” and “Why do doggies poop?” There are, however, a number of things I hope my kids never ask me about.
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Ménage à Cinq
I LOVE SPAM. If feeds my very soul.
It’s like arts and crafts, except naked and with dildos.
Wanna spam me on Twitter? Feel free.
Gives a whole new meaning to calling her my “little birdie”
I get “baby wellness texts” sent to me, courtesy of my health insurance provider. This was today’s text.
There are no words.
