Now that I’m a mother, I’m starting to brace myself for the inevitable onslaught of questions that will come once my kids start making actual coherent sentences and putting two and two together about the world around them. I’m ready with age-appropriate answers to questions like “Why is the sky blue?” and “Why do doggies poop?” There are, however, a number of things I hope my kids never ask me about.
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