Comments for Momma Dearest

Comment on Rainbow Brite is a whore now by JamieBMusings

JamieBMusings — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 04:00:23 +0000

Oh. Dear. God. I knew about the horror that was the new My Little Pony, but I had no idea what they’d done to Rainbow Brite The 80s kid inside just died a little.

Comment on 5 things I hope my kids never ask me about because I don’t think I could explain them. by Matt Gannon

Matt Gannon — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 04:15:19 +0000

I am becoming a father in a few short months, and when my son grows up, I’m excited for all these questions. But you’re right though: society is screwed up.

Comment on Reasons Why Having Kids Is Awesome by Momma

Momma — Fri, 20 Jul 2012 01:13:41 +0000

LOOOOOOOOOL. But they ARE better than all the other kids! And so are we.

Comment on Reasons Why Having Kids Is Awesome by Kelly Fox-LaPorte

Kelly Fox-LaPorte — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 15:25:06 +0000

Thought you might get a giggle out of this one – I shared the above image on my FB page and got BLASTED for being ‘so conceited’ and ‘oblivious’ to the fact that kids AREN’T perfect and if you make your child believe they are better than anyone else they are destined to become spoiled brats. Yup, it seems that my LIttle P and your Bean are destined to ruin the world.

Comment on Dada has exceptional self-control. by Momma

Momma — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 02:45:48 +0000

LMarie, us big-bottomed girls gotta stick together. There’s a reason why Queen wrote a song about US and not skinny bitches. We make the rockin’ world go ’round.

I’ll try to keep you entertained best I can. Thanks for stopping by and being a pal!

Comment on Dada has exceptional self-control. by LMarie

LMarie — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:27:44 +0000

i knew it was going to get really good when you wrote the letter to the insensitive turd.
you really are funny/sarcastic. i enjoy reading your posts/blog. keep it up. cheers up this bored SAHM. ps. my ass is fat too.

Comment on OMG the Proctor & Gamble “Thank You, Mom” Commercials. I can’t. by Momma

Momma — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 02:33:19 +0000

Sarah, we can TOTALLY be besties. Swearing and giggling allowed.

Comment on OMG the Proctor & Gamble “Thank You, Mom” Commercials. I can’t. by Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 21:19:00 +0000

HILARIOUS…talking about the cat commercial here…almost cried, again during the Olympic commercial but then found myself laughing during the cat one.

You’re too funny. I wish we were friends to laugh and giggle all the time!
haha, happy Saturday!

Comment on Dada has exceptional self-control. by Momma

Momma — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:24:22 +0000

Hey Amelia! Love that you stopped by my little parenting corner of the world! I agree with you–I’m pretty intolerant of small-minded, petty nitwits, too (which is a large part of why I’m glad Dada waited to tell me what had happened until after said nitwits had left). And yes, they are entirely too plentiful. I’m considering my duty as a citizen of the world to repopulate it with offspring which will think before it speaks, and is not judgmental of others’ enlarged derrieres.

Hey, a girl can dream, right?

Comment on Dada has exceptional self-control. by Momma

Momma — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:21:52 +0000

Hey Daniel! Glad to see you’re all about the fitness. Thanks for the offer to change my life; I’m all set on that end, though. Also, just one other thing: This is Momma’s blog. Not Dada’s. Although I’m sure Dada would love to have control over SOMEthing I do. Alas, ’tis not meant to be.

Enjoy sharing your talents with the world! I’m going to go and find some other people to verbally skewer.